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Reigle9 June 21, 2016, 11:08:44 AM

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Wal-Mart has been running a contest to see what store can sell the most special Mt. Dews (I assume it's just double sugar) and Dale JR visits the winner. Town of 8k takes it down. It takes special dedication to be such a disgusting piece of shit town to pull that off. A good 90% of welfare checks had to have been applied to accomplish such a feat.

And yes, I'm taking a bottle, a fully charged phone, and going to record the carnage.


yisman June 21, 2016, 12:01:35 PM (#1)

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mountain dew is disgusting

rs1x June 21, 2016, 08:31:30 PM (#2)

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mountain dew is disgusting

88 is disgusting - idk that I would drive to far out of my way to see him , let alone drink piss water. 

Reigle9 June 21, 2016, 09:26:08 PM (#3)

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I haven't drank a mt dew since i was a 10yo fat kid.

W-m is about a mile from my house. My vids are going to be glorious.

I love betting nascar shit, but I'm an uppity middle class white dude that hates this fucking place.

5mike5 June 21, 2016, 10:55:21 PM (#4)

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Yeah I hate Mountain Dew too. 

My woman loves mellow yellow but just in he morning to wake her up

5mike5 June 21, 2016, 10:56:33 PM (#5)

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Yeah I hate Mountain Dew too. 

My woman loves mellow yellow but just in he morning to wake her up

When it comes to soda, all I drink is  CHERRY DR.. PEPPER

kcburg June 25, 2016, 11:11:07 AM (#6)

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I haven't drank a mt dew since i was a 10yo fat kid.

W-m is about a mile from my house. My vids are going to be glorious.

I love betting nascar shit, but I'm an uppity middle class white dude that hates this fucking place.


figured you to be a Jolt guy..

rs1x June 25, 2016, 06:42:38 PM (#7)

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I haven't drank a mt dew since i was a 10yo fat kid.

W-m is about a mile from my house. My vids are going to be glorious.

I love betting nascar shit, but I'm an uppity middle class white dude that hates this fucking place.


figured you to be a Jolt guy..

 :lol

Reigle9 June 26, 2016, 08:00:36 AM (#8)

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Reigle9 June 29, 2016, 09:49:58 AM (#9)

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Those classy book learners from kentucky never had a chance to be as big of a piece of shit as my town.

Optional June 30, 2016, 06:29:43 AM (#10)

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seen worse

Reigle9 June 30, 2016, 06:51:57 AM (#11)

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Pic is of the scoreboard.

Optional June 30, 2016, 05:42:25 PM (#12)

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Not sure what it is or means?

Reigle9 July 09, 2016, 04:25:26 PM (#13)

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Who all drives a motorcycle? How small is your dick? Why do you think it's badass to be an obnoxious douchebag? How many times have you been beaten up by someone half your size? Why do you think you have fighting skills cause you're fat? Do you consider it gay if it's a circle jerk? Do you also own a monster truck sized vehicle to further overcompensate for your tiny dick? At what age do you plan to kill yourself? Can I be there to watch? How clueless are you about the South Park Harley ep making fun of your stupid ass? Were you fatter than Cartman as a child? How disgusting is your wife? How many shitty kids have you brought into this world to annoy me? Do you drive one of those fat people scooters on the way to the cheesy poof aisle? Why do you hate gay people? Why don't you understand how terrible your favorite band is? Have you killed yourself yet? How mad are you at this post?

5mike5 July 09, 2016, 04:38:41 PM (#14)

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I grew up all my life til 20s in West Virginia.

I know rednexknim not mad at ya  :lol

I'll read again but I think I'd still anwser no to all I think let me make sure.  Hahahaha

Btw: stop drinking bud ur really are gonna pass out b4 the race  :haha